Friday, August 17, 2007

Ferry Jerks

Why do people have to be such jerks on the ferry? All we wanted to do was sit with our group to celebrate a birthday. We had a representative from our party saving some seats so we could all sit together....then this JERK comes over throws my friends jacket off the chair and says-"I'm sitting here, there is no saving seats!" Yes, this guy is a regular rider. He is fat old misserable man. You might know him, and have had a similar experience. Or, maybe you are him.
When this man got on the ferry, there were PLENTY of great seats available. Why do people have to be such jerks???? Are you a jerk? If so, make the world a better place and change your attitude!

Welcome to the Jungle Baby

Like a flash of brilliance, it washed over us, it was as though all the heavens had opened up and the hand of God himself had reached down and dope slapped us into a state of deliberate awareness. What we need, it seems, is a way to document the dramatic antics of those around us, our Ferry Brethren. On a daily basis, we are nurtured within the warm bosom of this aquatic mass transit system, delivered safely to our places of employment for days "filled with productivity" then back home for evenings of domestic bliss. We spend nearly ten percent of our waking hours in the ferry fold; an environment so rich in drama, marinated in the human condition, steeped in strife and joy, it would be a crying shame to just let those precious events slip quietly into the dark night of obscurity! With that in mind, and not much else, we created this blog - a primordial sludge of warm-hearted judgment and gossip where we can share tales of douchebaggery, jackassism, bitchiosity, and soul crushing ignorance. So, with that I say, "Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of Ferry gossip!!"